Simon Flavelle

[1:43:50 PM] tikkoroni: Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?
[1:44:14 PM] Mark: because Night Court went off the air 18 years ago
[1:44:20 PM] tikkoroni: She had dementia.

[1:44:36 PM] tikkoroni: Why did the little boy drop his lollipop?
[1:45:00 PM] tikkoroni: He got hit by a car.

[1:44:43 PM] Mark: what did batman tell robin to get him to get in the batmobile?
[1:45:03 PM] Mark: "Robin, get in the batmobile."

[1:45:17 PM] Mark: what's brown and green, long and sticky?
[1:45:26 PM] Mark: a stick.

[1:45:35 PM] tikkoroni: Whats the difference between a jew and firewood?
[1:45:42 PM] Mark: smell
[1:46:03 PM] tikkoroni: Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

[1:45:51 PM] Mark: what did the drummer play in his spare time?
[1:45:58 PM] Mark: the drums

[1:46:35 PM] Mark: what do you call a black guy flying a plane?
[1:46:40 PM] tikkoroni: a pilot
[1:46:50 PM] Mark: A NIGGER YOU RACIST!

[1:48:39 PM] Mark: how many bananas does it take to make a banana shake?
[1:48:49 PM] tikkoroni: one?
[1:48:56 PM] Mark: bananas don't shake, they are fruit.

[1:49:27 PM] tikkoroni: Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living?
[1:49:45 PM] Mark: chuck norris
[1:49:54 PM] tikkoroni: He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts

[1:49:59 PM] Mark: what's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
[1:50:04 PM] tikkoroni: the holocaust

[1:50:36 PM] Mark: what did the african say when he had diarrhea?
[1:50:54 PM] Mark: "i wish i had access to clean water and basic amenities."

[1:51:03 PM] tikkoroni: What did Goldilocks say to the three bears?
[1:51:17 PM] tikkoroni: She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs
[1:51:22 PM] Mark: lol

[1:51:30 PM] Mark: why did the plane crash?
[1:51:42 PM] Mark: the pilot was a loaf of bread.

[1:52:00 PM] tikkoroni: How do you make a plumber cry?
[1:52:47 PM] tikkoroni: Kill his family.

[1:53:53 PM] Mark: what does ice cream have in common with strippers?
[1:54:01 PM] Mark: nothing.

[1:55:57 PM] Sir Sizzly C Chrobrohanson J Juice Kachorinos Shippy Sr. Jr. Esq. IVst: What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
[1:56:02 PM] Sir Sizzly C Chrobrohanson J Juice Kachorinos Shippy Sr. Jr. Esq. IVst: A pool table

[1:56:10 PM] Mark: what did john tell his mother when she washed his clothes in the sink?
[1:56:10 PM] tikkoroni: goodnight, guys
[1:56:20 PM] Mark: "thank you."

[1:57:13 PM] Mark: what do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping out of a plane?
[1:57:27 PM] Mark: a world record sky diving group, and an improbably large aircraft.

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Oh my god, this is amazing/hilarious.

I always love seeing what people do with the tools that we have nowadays to export data from Minecraft to programs like Blender, 3DS Max, Cinema 4D, and similar programs, not for animation (though that happens too), but to pretty up the world with custom materials and effects to really make it stand out.

I've been looking at a couple from reddit (mcobj and jmc2obj) and I'm getting inspired to try and do my own again, especially after seeing some of The Pixel Artist's work.

There's one particular type of render I would love to do, but it would probably require a lot of patience and RAM: "world" renders (that is my own term), or renders that show a large portion of the Minecraft world, rather than one structure or whathaveyou. It looks beautiful.

This is one I did last night, of the Central Artania spawn on the Layabouts Minecraft Server. I was simply experimenting with a new rendering engine so I didn't define many of the materials, but the result still looks great, and I think I will do more of this kind of thing.

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Hi, everybody!

So GetMyVPS shut down, leaving my site mostly out of commission for a while. This is mostly a test post for a new blog system that I can manage with Dropbox called Scriptogr.am.

As you can see, it is very minimalist, and that's fine! Blog posts and pages are made as individual files, and everything uses Markdown for formatting. It's something to get used to, but let's see how it all goes.

I'll probably use this blog for anything, but of course let's see what actually happens, hmm?